how dare you, he is real
here’s a picture of him
my lovely brother, nicolas
"what classes are you taking this semester"
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people